J. Scott Elblein :: ThE STaRDoGG CHaMPioN

** Under Construction **

Just a heads-up 🤘🏼😤🤘🏼 This is a personal blog … Since I spend most of my online / work time working on other work related sites, this one has to be on the back-burner at all times. So, it’ll be slowly built over time.


911! Illinois is Being Held Hostage by the Chicago Bears!

They say whenever you’re on a game show, and you get the chance to let the audience help you answer, (i.e. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire), always choose whichever answer they collectively chose, because 99 times out of 100, the collective thinking will be the correct answer. Evidently, the Chicago Bears didn’t get the […]


Theres No Trading In Sports!

"There's No Loyalty In Football!!"

I’m working on a theory …   … that ALL NFL teams should ONLY be allowed to use players from their own state, who actually were born and raised in that state. None of this trading shit. Then people could really get behind their own teams. Right now there’s no real loyalty to any team […]


You just made the list, buddy.

"Lighten up, Francis".

One of my favorite quotes follows … (I’m not sure who the original author is or else I’d attribute it to him or her; if anyone knows, lemme know): You don’t ever have to feel guilty about removing toxic people from your life. It doesn’t matter whether someone is a relative, romantic interest, employer, childhood […]


Hurricane Sandy: The Anti-American's & Über-Liberals are Slacking

As I author this article, Hurricane “Sandy” has just begun to smash into the east coast. I’ve seen a few pictures of Manhattan appearing quite flooded. I’m also monitoring my Facebook page, which is usually rife with super-liberals who deluge the newsfeed with their incessant barrage of Anti-American / Anti-Government propaganda, all in the guise […]